This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
important things to do:
1) sleep with both windows open: Astral projection
2) drink enough water there’s a small paddling pool inside you at all times
3) draw your dreams and leave the pages squashed between bus seats
4) don’t miss the past, it’s hazy for a reason
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”